This is what I got after bonging a couple beers and some fuzzy moles..
~THE FUZZY MOLE~
Recipe: 12 oz. glass
1/4 peachtree
1 shot of jack (a real shot)
1 shot of scotch
A touch of vodka (optional)
Top off with sunny D
Hahahahaha, you fat fuck! Looks like you already puked on the shorts - no, wait that's their real pattern! You're so stupid you can't even put your stupid hat on straight. And Sunny D? What a totally pussy drink.